Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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