David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷ðŸ»â€â™€ï¸
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