Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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