it was like his penis was on wheels.
Do vagina's smell?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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