He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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