I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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