You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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