idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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