Your tits are I can't wait for
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize