I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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