saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
