Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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