i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
