Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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