Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Randomize
