I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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