considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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