Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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