Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
no you cant smoke seaweed
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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