I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
