its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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