There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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