READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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