i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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