If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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