I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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