the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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