Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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