it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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