I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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