I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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