sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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