i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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