Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I currently don't understand fingers.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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