its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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