I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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