people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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