My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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