What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Randomize
