so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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