whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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