quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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