Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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