Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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