i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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