do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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