I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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