nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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