This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
zippers are such a cool invention
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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