Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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