***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Randomize
