i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Randomize
