my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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