after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Who died my cat blue again?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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