Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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