hotel room ftw
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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