Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(815): View more from Illinois

escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!

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(419): View more from Ohio

Bisexual people are plain selfish.

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(586): View more from Michigan

We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..

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(858): View more from California

I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.

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(858): View more from California

I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"

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(618): View more from Illinois

He's going to be my graduation present to myself.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy

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(317): View more from Indiana

You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..

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