IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
It's official drugs can't kill me
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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